Ode to the sewing machine #6

Many of you follow my "Ode to the Sewing Machine" posts.  We've all see the ads on craigslist, ebay and elsewhere.  The clueless sellers give those of us who sew a belly laugh, or two!  Where do they come up with these dollar amounts???

No one in their right minds would continue reading, but who says quilters are in their right minds, so here's installment #6 and 7...

... here we have a bait and switcheroo:

                                    "give me a call" ....just read her mind for the phone number!  

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again and again and again....

...... seller has 0 feedback.... hmmm, imagine that!